Techno-Babble
I fixed the dead link under my stories. There was also an issue of extra HTML code in Whore, which bothered me to no end. I know how it got there, but not why. Long story. Anyways, I cleaned out the code. If anyone finds any other coding problems with my stories, please give me a hollar, and let me know. I use Mozilla Firefox as my browser, and I didn't see anything, until I opened up the entry in the blogger editor. Those of you still using IE might see something I don't...
Speaking of which....
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You should sit down. I have some bad news for you.
It's okay. Really. Let me hold your hand.
Internet Explorer is... no, just stop. This is going to be hard.
Listen.
Internet Explorer is The Biggest Piece of Crap.
Ever.
I know. I know... I KNOW. It's what we're all used to. But it's time for a change.
Please don't cry. You knew this day had to come someday, right?
No? Oh, well. It's time for spring-cleaning, kiddo.
...Yes, I know it's autumn. Yes, I have windows in my apartment. Yes, I...
Don't change the subject.
Go here.
Download.
Learn about tabbed browsing. It's got the Google search bar built in. It's smaller, runs faster, and has many options available to configure your browser as you see fit. It even blocks pop-ups.
Live a better life, because Microsoft, who owns IE, doesn't care
Oh, and your computer will be about a kazillion times safer.
Really.
You can thank me by... um....
Oh.
*leans back, as zipper is undone*
That works, too.
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Updated my 'blog list. Found a couple new ones worth mentioning. I should give a quick shout-out to Alexa at A New York Escorts Conference. Not only have I found some of these through her, but some people have found their way here, because of her.
I would buy her shoes, if I could.
Maybe.
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Slippery Sweet Sex - She has an appetite for sex that is just delightful. Good for her. And she had great sex last weekend, too.
I Burn for you - She has several boy-toys she gets together with; they like to play with bisexual women. And she loves Sting. Smart girl, on account of both of the previous sentences.
Dilemnas of a Virgin Slut - Yeah, that title threw me for a loop, too. But, there's something compelling about a female virgin who wants to get laid. I'm curious how long it'll take before the dilemna is resolved.
Yeah, I was looking for a double entendre, but I came up empty. I'll try harder next time.
Secret Swing - In her own words: "Simply put, I am a swinger. I love sex and anything to do with it. I consider myself a lesbian with “bisexual” moments and experiences. " Yeah, I think I like her.
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I should also point out that my two stories at Literotica are entered in the annual Christmas contest. If you haven't read them, haven't voted, or done neither, then allow me to entertain you:
Let it Snow, Pt. II - A nice little tale, about a man conflicted. Oh, and he has hot sex, too.
Reflections on Lives Passed - I like this story much better, for reasons I'll be posting in a day or so. So far, 70-80% of the readers have "gotten it", according to my e-mail and feedback.
As befitting my semi-discarded Catholic upbringing, I will occasionally remind you of these stories, in the hopes that you all vote '5' for each of the stories *coughIwanttowincough* in a manner that may make you feel guilty that you haven't voted yet(voting is after the end of the stories).
There's a run-on sentence for ya.
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The Bastard
Speaking of which....
--
You should sit down. I have some bad news for you.
It's okay. Really. Let me hold your hand.
Internet Explorer is... no, just stop. This is going to be hard.
Listen.
Internet Explorer is The Biggest Piece of Crap.
Ever.
I know. I know... I KNOW. It's what we're all used to. But it's time for a change.
Please don't cry. You knew this day had to come someday, right?
No? Oh, well. It's time for spring-cleaning, kiddo.
...Yes, I know it's autumn. Yes, I have windows in my apartment. Yes, I...
Don't change the subject.
Go here.
Download.
Learn about tabbed browsing. It's got the Google search bar built in. It's smaller, runs faster, and has many options available to configure your browser as you see fit. It even blocks pop-ups.
Live a better life, because Microsoft, who owns IE, doesn't care
Oh, and your computer will be about a kazillion times safer.
Really.
You can thank me by... um....
Oh.
*leans back, as zipper is undone*
That works, too.
--
Updated my 'blog list. Found a couple new ones worth mentioning. I should give a quick shout-out to Alexa at A New York Escorts Conference. Not only have I found some of these through her, but some people have found their way here, because of her.
I would buy her shoes, if I could.
Maybe.
--
Slippery Sweet Sex - She has an appetite for sex that is just delightful. Good for her. And she had great sex last weekend, too.
I Burn for you - She has several boy-toys she gets together with; they like to play with bisexual women. And she loves Sting. Smart girl, on account of both of the previous sentences.
Dilemnas of a Virgin Slut - Yeah, that title threw me for a loop, too. But, there's something compelling about a female virgin who wants to get laid. I'm curious how long it'll take before the dilemna is resolved.
Yeah, I was looking for a double entendre, but I came up empty. I'll try harder next time.
Secret Swing - In her own words: "Simply put, I am a swinger. I love sex and anything to do with it. I consider myself a lesbian with “bisexual” moments and experiences. " Yeah, I think I like her.
--
I should also point out that my two stories at Literotica are entered in the annual Christmas contest. If you haven't read them, haven't voted, or done neither, then allow me to entertain you:
Let it Snow, Pt. II - A nice little tale, about a man conflicted. Oh, and he has hot sex, too.
Reflections on Lives Passed - I like this story much better, for reasons I'll be posting in a day or so. So far, 70-80% of the readers have "gotten it", according to my e-mail and feedback.
As befitting my semi-discarded Catholic upbringing, I will occasionally remind you of these stories, in the hopes that you all vote '5' for each of the stories *coughIwanttowincough* in a manner that may make you feel guilty that you haven't voted yet(voting is after the end of the stories).
There's a run-on sentence for ya.
--
The Bastard
posted by The Bastard at 3:30 AM
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